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Trekkie & Me

在Avenue Q 中,雖然 Kate Monster 跟 Trekkie Monster 同姓,但是他們卻沒有親戚關係,個性也是天差地遠。Kate 是個天真浪漫的幼稚園老師,而 Trekkie 則是大字不識幾個的粗漢。Trekkie 在本劇中的亮點,就是他一語道破「The internet is for porn(網路是用來看 A片)」這個論調。然而,Kate 對此感到非常的不爽。

 

KATE : Finally(終於)
  I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself.(我可以自己負責一門課)
  And I am gonna teach something relevant,(我一定要教些有意義)
  something modern.(又新潮的東西)
  THE INTERNET!(那就是 – 網路!)

KATE : The internet is really really great(網路真是個好東西)
TREKKIE MONSTER : For porn(可以抓A片)
KATE : I've got a fast connection(光纖上網)
  so i don't have to wait(讓我不用等)
TREKKIE : For porn(A片下載)
KATE : Huh? There's always some new site(嗯?每天都有全新的)
TREKKIE : For porn!(色情網站)
KATE : I browse all day and night(讓我不停探索)
TREKKIE : For porn!(新的A片)
KATE : It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light(好像用光速漫遊)
TREKKIE : For porn!(情色世界)
KATE : Trekkie!(崔奇!)
TREKKIE : The internet is for porn(網路是用來看A片的)
KATE : Trekkie!(崔奇!)
TREKKIE : The internet is for porn(網路是用來看A片的)
KATE : What are you doing!?(你在幹嘛?)
TREKKIE : Why you think the net was born?(你以為網路是用來幹嘛的?)
  Porn porn porn(抓A片、看A片、傳A片)

KATE : Treeekkie!(崔奇!)
TREKKIE : Oh hello kate monsterrrr(喔!哈囉!凱特獸)
KATE : You are ruining my song(你搞砸了我的歌)
TREKKIE : Oh me sorry, me no mean to(喔!歹勢,偶不素故意的)
KATE : Well if you wouldn't mind(喔,如果你不介意)
  please being quiet for a minute(可以安靜一下嗎?)
  so i can finish?(我想把歌唱完…)
TREKKIE : Me no talkie(好,偶閉嘴)
KATE : Good!(太棒了!)

KATE : I'm glad we have this new technology(真高興有這最新科技)
TREKKIE : For porn(來看A片)
KATE : Which gives us untold opportunity(讓每個人都有更多機會)
TREKKIE : For por… oops, sorry(接觸A... 喔!抱歉)
KATE : Right from you own desktop(就在你的書桌前)
TREKKIE : For ---(看...)
KATE : You can research, browse and shop(你可以盡情鑽研、搜尋、下單)
TREKKIE : m..(嗯~)
KATE : Until you've had enough and your ready to stop(直到你覺得心滿意足)
TREKKIE : FOR PORN!!(滿滿的A片)
KATE : Trekkie!(崔奇!)
TREKKIE : The internet is for porn!(網路是用來看A片的)
KATE : Noooo(不~~)
TREKKIE : The internet if for porn!(網路是用來看A片的)
KATE : Trekkie(崔奇!)
TREKKIE : Me up all night honking me horn(整夜不睡興致高昂)
to porn, porn, porn!(都為了A片!A片!A片!)

KATE : That's gross, you're a pervert(你好噁!死變態!)
TREKKIE : Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster(唉~食色性也啊!凱特獸)
KATE : NO really, you’re a pervert.(才不是咧~你這變態)
  Normal people don't sit at home (正常人才不會坐在家裡)
  and look at porn on the internet.(整天上網看A片)
TREKKIE : Ohhhh?(喔喔喔?)
KATE : What?!(幹嘛?)
TREKKIE : You have no idea!(這你就淺了!)
  Ready normal people?(準備好了嗎?正常人!)
NORMAL PEOPLE : Ready--- ready ----ready(好了! 好了! 好了!)
TREKKIE : Let me hear it!(大聲唱吧!)

TREKKIE AND GUYS : The internet is for porn!(網路是用來看A片的)
PRINCETON : Sorry kate(抱歉凱特!)
TREKKIE AND GUYS : The internet is for porn!(網路是用來看A片的)
PRINCETON : I masturbate!(我也是會打手槍的)
TREKKIE AND GUYS : All these guys unzip their flies(每個人都拉下拉鏈)
  for porn, porn, porn!(準備要看A片、A片、A片)
KATE : The internet is not for porn!!(網路不是用來看A片的!)
TREKKIE AND GUYS : PORN!, PORN, P---(A片、A片、A~)

KATE : HOLD ON A SECOND!(給你祖媽等一下!)
  Now I know for a fact(據我所知)
  that you, Rod,(你,小羅)
  check your portfolio and trade stocks online.(會上網盯著你的股票跟債券)
ROD : That's correct.(是的,沒錯)
KATE : And Brian,(還有你!小布)
  you buy things on Amazon.com(會上網在阿媽爽購物!)
BRIAN : Sure!(的確)
KATE : And Gary,(而你,蓋瑞)
  you keep selling your possessions on E-bay.(還在網拍自己的週邊商品)
GARY : Yes I do!(正是如此!)
KATE : And Princeton,(還有普林斯頓)
  you sent me that sweet online birthday card.(你傳了張貼心的電子賀卡給我)
PRINCETON : True!(對啊!)
TREKKIE : Oh, but Kate-(喔!但,凱特)
  What you think he do... after? hmm?(那你覺得... 之後,他在幹嘛呢?)
PRINCETON : ...yeah(...是啊)
KATE : EEEWWWWW!(噁~~~)

TREKKIE AND GUYS : The internet is for porn!(網路是用來看A片的)
KATE : Gross!(噁心)
TREKKIE AND GUYS : The internet is for porn!(網路是用來看A片的)
KATE : I hate porn(我討厭A片)
TREKKIE AND GUYS : Grab your dick and double click(抓緊老二、移動滑鼠)
  For porn, porn, porn!(來看A片、A片、A片)
KATE : I hate you men!(我討厭你們這些臭男人)
TREKKIE AND GUYS : PORN~ PORN~ PORN~ PORN~(A片、A片、A片、A片)
KATE : I'm leaving!(我要閃了)
TREKKIE AND GUYS : PORN~ PORN~ PORN~ PORN~(A片、A片、A片、A片)
KATE : I hate the internet!(我恨網路)
TREKKIE AND GUYS : The internet is for,(網路就是用來~)
  The internet is for,(網路就是用來~)
  The internet is for PORN!(網路就是用來看A片的)
TREKKIE : YEAH!(耶!)

 

 

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  • 悄悄話
  • 葉小律師
  • 哈哈<br />
    讚啊......
  • darthvader
  • 還敢說去南美不是為了當切‧格瓦拉!?<br />
    你那件踢…
  • jerry2006
  • 好酷喔~可以教我下載Porn嗎???
  • 歐凱特
  • 這首歌超好笑,<br />
    喜歡Trekkie在表演這首歌時的動作,很大很搞笑 <br />
    (youtube上有)<br />
    另一首"If you were gay"也是經典,<br />
    真希望會來台灣巡迴。
  • 咦? 你也看過Avenue Q?<br />
    而且 if you were gay 明明就在另一篇"如果你是假的"有介紹啊!!

    cheerchou 於 2008/12/29 14:51 回覆

  • ayyeah19
  • 偶然逛到這邊<br />
    這首歌真是太妙了<br />
    請允許我轉錄歌詞,放在我的網誌上與朋友分享<br />
    謝謝您的分享^^<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    P.S.如果介意轉載的話,請與我連絡,我會立即撤下的!
  • 席
  • 什麼時候有空繼續往下寫咧?<br />
    我要聽There's a fine, fine line~~
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