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對不起女王，只讓你當了一日標頭而已。但是沒辦法，誰叫女神這時突然來搶版面呢？（感謝部落格低調型男小布的勇於爆料女神最新行蹤，只是他本人真的很低調，請大家真的、千萬、沒事、不要點去他的部落格看，他會超、超、超害羞的。）

是的，你沒看錯，這是惠妮休斯頓，她又回來了！話說我最近才老在抱怨她人老珠黃都沒新聞了，馬上英國鏡報就來了這麼一下。揭露惠妮昨晚悄悄現身倫敦施華洛世奇「Fashion Rocks」發表會，擔任最後一趟秀的引言人。由於主辦單位事先保密到家，以至於凱特摩絲、納歐蜜坎貝爾、莉莉艾倫等一班現場來賓們看到惠妮神采奕奕、穿著一襲白色 Valentino 禮服降臨時，嚇到眼歪嘴斜、完全不可置信。

這次惠妮現身，雖然明顯感覺胖了些，但整個神色清明、美艷照人。似乎前些年吸毒、爆瘦、倒嗓、老公亂搞、唱片不賣的陰影似乎已經都成過眼雲煙。更可怕的是，惠妮連招牌的 Diva 架勢都下架了，工作人員說她上台前只要了一杯水開嗓，以往那吹毛求疵、咄咄逼人的態度已不復見。（這不是惠妮、這不是惠妮！）話說當年與惠妮並列四大天后的瑪丹娜、珍娜、瑪麗亞凱莉都將在年底發片，連後來搶位置坐的 J. Lo、席琳狄翁這些老姐妹們都一起花開富貴了，一直進度落後的惠妮這時突然現身，難道是在預告著花期也不遠了嗎？

但我想事情應該沒有還沒那麼一發不可收拾，畢竟惠媽這次只現身、不獻聲。可能是不想重蹈前陣子布蘭妮以水桶腰示人、嚇掉五角下巴的覆轍，單純露露臉、揮揮手OK，但想聽惠媽要開口唱？臭英國人少自以為是馬來西亞人、別作夢了！是的，想聽女神發聲練習嗎？趕快飛去馬來西亞吧！惠妮將於 12 月 1 日在吉隆坡參加 Live & Loud 大堆頭巨星演唱會，同場還有冤家表姊 Dionne Warwick、泡妞大師 Shaggy、啞嗓帥哥 James Morrison... 一干人等。喔... 身為回教國家真的好處很多ㄋㄟ！我們不要加入聯合國了啦！改加入阿拉伯聯合大公國口以嗎？！

Sorry，不該讓台灣的政治口水玷汙到女神，大家讀報吧！

Whitney Houston made a sensational surprise return at Swarovski Fashion Rocks last night in one of the industry's most closely guarded secrets.

There were gasps in London's Royal Albert Hall auditorium when the singer stepped on to the stage in a dazzling white Valentino dress.

The 44-year-old introduced the final catwalk show of the night by Swarovski - with Patti La Belle and Sugababes performing Lady Marmalade.

The superstar had secretly flown in from New York and had been in hiding in a London hotel to avoid the surprise being ruined.

Whitney has had her fair share of problems over the years with her tempestuous marriage to rapper Bobby Brown and a well documented battle with crack, pills, booze and marijuana. But since then she's checked herself into rehab, divorced her bad boy husband and got back custody of her daughter, Bobbi Kristina.

Not only that but she's ready to reclaim her crown as the Queen of Soul with a $10million record deal.

The star - who's been keeping a low profile since completing her last stint in rehab in 2005 - was a picture of health and a far cry from the days when she looked frail and vacant.

A guest at the starstudded show said: "Everyone in the audience was amazed - even the big stars like Kate Moss, Lily Allen and Naomi Campbell started whooping with delight.

"It was all that anyone could talk about the rest of the night.

It was just such a well-kept secret, no one had an inkling that she might be there."

It seems Whitney was not only sporting a new cleaner, leaner, healthier figure, she also appears to have abandoned her former diva-ish ways.

Gone are the outrageous demands - although she didn't sing the new humble Whitney only wanted a glass of water for her voice before she made her grand entrance.

Good to have you back.